gay8:
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
(Source: izyurfimenipaflanyant, via tuhree-deactivated20150723)
| baby: | d... d... d... |
| father: | ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!! |
| baby: | d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT |
| baby: | *guitar sounds from baby's mouth* |
